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Joseph Hates Coffee

515 Sandgate Rd, Clayfield QLD 4011

Restaurant details

Google rating
4.6 out of 5 · 146 Google reviews
Recorded price per person
$1–20
Collected reviews
146
Data collected
9 Oct 2026
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Reported criticisms

  • Disappointing food & drink: 9 reviews
  • Menu limitations or mismatches: 3 reviews
  • Unsatisfactory portions: 3 reviews
  • Unpleasant atmosphere or noise: 2 reviews
  • Hours, booking or seating problems: 1 review

3 stars · 5 Sept 2026

“But they really need better quality food, especially when there’s a convenient store right next to it.”
“We ordered the gourmet toast, the food came was not even close to what the picture showed.”
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1 star · 25 July 2026

“Food is absolutely awful. $10 for a Chicken, Cheese and Guac toastie which was just a cheap packeted one.”
“No filling what soever and was dry and bland!”
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1 star · 17 July 2026

“I think Joesph doesn’t only hate coffee but hate banana bread and sandwiches.”
“The banana bread was gluey with maybe 5% banana in it.”
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Opening hours

Brisbane time

Hours shown for 20 Oct 2026 – 26 Oct 2026.

Checked 20 Oct 2026

Hours may change on public holidays. Check on Google Maps

Weekly opening hours, brisbane time
Monday6 am – 4 pm
Tuesday6 am – 4 pm
Wednesday6 am – 4 pm
Thursday6 am – 4 pm
Friday6 am – 4 pm
Saturday7 am – 1 pm
Sunday7 am – 1 pm

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